For those that have never heard the urban legend there is a theoretical note (or sound frequency) that will effectively make people lose control of their bowels. Thus causing them to crap their pants. This is known as the “Crap Cannon” or “Brown Note”. This legend was made popular by South Park’s Cartman on Comedy Central who believed he could create the crap cannon to make people crap their pants.

The Democratic National Convention believe there could be a use of the crap cannon at their convention. Yes that’s right… the DNC believes someone could unleash the brown note upon them.

Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.

“We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before,” he said.

Cohen, who described Brown Note as a “sonic weapon used to disrupt people’s equilibrium,” cited eyewitness accounts of its use during free-trade agreement protests in Miami in 2003.

Even though I’ll be voting Obama in 2008–I would LOVE to see the crap cannon unleashed and for the brown note to cause the entire convention to crap their pants. I believe I would be rolling on the floor for close to 3 months. Three cheers for the crap cannon!

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